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pirate sledding

A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.

"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."

by TheRealAnonymousIndividual January 22, 2023


Unsalted Pirate

A Pirate that has not been on the ocean yet

The Unsalted Pirate is looking forward to going on the ocean.

by Charliesteel December 24, 2012


Fling pirate

getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food

guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate

guy 2: what a dick

by W00fomatic November 9, 2009


wussy pirates

an interest on neopets. possibly connected to captain scarblade.

im interested in wussy pirates.

by mr wombats pants November 5, 2015


Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 7, 2018


Pirate Lord

A short goblin from math class

Oh, you’re such a pirate lord

by Łukasz November 22, 2021


Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.

"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"

by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023