Jew Cat

The character Meowth in super smash brothers for N64 which appears out of a pokeball. The catlike creature spews coins everwhere which inflict damage.

I had no damage until jew cat appeared out of a poke ball spewing coins in all directions!

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hair of the cat

drinking non-alcoholic beverages to relieve a hangover, especially when others in the area are engaged in consuming alcohol to feel better. An antonym for "hair of the dog" and alluding to one drinking like a pussy.

Person One: "Bartender, I'll have a Diet Coke."

Person Two: "Why aren't you having a beer, you puss?"

Person One: "Bad hangover. Hair of the cat."

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fraidy cat

1. A person who is too scared to take a dare.

2. A person who objects to participating in an activity because it's wrong.

3. A person who is phobic.

I don't want to put a live fish in my vagina!

Fraidy cat!

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cat aids

Noun.

A very unpleasant and undesirable disease; used in comparisons to express the even greater unpleasantness and undesirability of the object to which it is compared.

Simon Amstell (presenter of the BBC show Never Mind the Buzzcocks): "Amy, why don't you do something nice with Katie Melua?"
Amy Winehouse: "I'd rather have cat aids, fank you!"

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Nyan Catting

The art of putting different food coloring colors together to make a rainbow color and by using a funnel pouring it into a girls anus or vagina and having her shoot it out.

Man 1 "Yo dude last night me and Megan were Nyan Catting." Man 2 "Aw man that's awesome!"

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catting off

To flake, not show up or reject.

Why are you always catting off?

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cat spaming

(Always spelled with a single M) Taking pictures of cats and posting them over and over on a forum, email, or instant messanger. This is done by finding various links of cat pictures, and spamming your friends or enemies over and over agin until they start yelling at you, or log off. If used properly, cat spaming should annoy the crap out of whoever you cat spam.

(On AIM)
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: wtf? cats?
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: ok, stopit.
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: STOP!!!
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
Person2: OMG!!! STFU!!!
Person1: <cat picture> <cat picture> <cat picture>
<Person 2 logs off>
Person1: Lol, cat spaming.

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