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When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
To do the popular dance The Jerk, in a subway with a group of atleast 3 people, while chanting "Circle jerk! Circle jerk!" enthusiastically.
It is an extremely cool way to seem sophisticated in the subway situation.
1. Stef and Ali yelled at the passangers to circle jerk with them!
2. You can't circle jerk alone.
3."You're a jerk"
-"I know"
"So let's circle jerk!"
-"Okay!"
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Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air
Bro I can’t wait for that polar bear jerk circle next winter
An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.
"Sorry, I'm busy this weekend, the boys and I are planing to have a Gatling Gun Circle Jerk."
When someone begins arse licking another person (figuratively) who then begins to arse lick them back so as to provoke further arse licking from the first party. May result in a tear in the fabric of space and time if the circle is large enough.
Harley: Wow I love hanging around with lower sixth so much they think i'm a god. I best hang around with them more so they worship me more
Lower sixth pleb: Wow harley is so cool hanging roud with us lower sixth plebians, we best keep worshipping him so he doesn't leave us
All: Oh for shame, we have created a vicious circle of arse lickery and now the universe as we know it will cease to exist.
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Something the wise Mr. Scott once said.
Mr. Scott: “Vote me for Prime Minister because Life is like a Circle Graph”
Everyone who hears: “Omg Mr. Scott all the way!”
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Monkey Circle (also known as Monkey Nonagon depending on how many people are in the group) is a commonly used expression when defining the country Netherlands. Monkey Nonagon backwards is Netherlands, they use this quite often in their chants. If you are ever able to survive the Monkey Circle initiation(which less than 1% do) you will be promoted to a "Monkey". A "Monkey" is the lowest rank you can have in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. This role is not important, and many are sacrificed daily in their rituals. If you are lucky enough to survive the first couple of rituals as a "Monkey" you are then promoted to the "Netherlands" role. This role basically does all of the management in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. If one "Netherlands" dies, then all the current "Monkeys" must be sacrificed. After becoming "Netherlands" you have to cut both of your arms off and eat your penis before you can advance to the "Belligerent Fag" role. This role is the highest role you can be in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. Only .000001% of people make it to this role. This role congregates ALL of the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon meetups. If it were not for this role, the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon would NOT exist.
Yo. you wanna join the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon?
I don't know man, they're pretty serious about their rituals, I had a friend go there, he fuckin' died dude.
Damn das' crazy but ion remember askin' doe