Cut the Check

Stop with the tude *when someone needs to stop bussin*

One person A: I’m so sexy

Second person B: man cut the check

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The Gentleman's Cut

Noun: A style of hair introduced to the world via the Andrew DeWitt Show (podcast). If you ask for the gentleman's hair cut the hair dresser will cut your hair however he or she feels is fit for a gentleman.

Man: I would like the gentleman's cut.
Hairdresser: The what?
Man: You know, something modern.

*Gets out clippers

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Guido Cut

The haircut made famous by the douche bag bro Pauly-D from the show Jersey Shore.

Did you see Dave?
No, why?
He's totally rocking the Guido cut.

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cut

an 1/8th of bud, 3.5 grams of weed

may i please have a cut of nugg....of course, your total comes to $45 please

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chicken cut

Slang term for vagina

A vagina so tight it feels like it may cut off your penis.... From the reference chokin your chicken

I thought that girls chicken cut was gonna take off my dick

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t cut

A polishing liquid for removing scratches out of car paintwork

Some cunt scratched my car, but its ok cuz it t cutted out

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papal cut

Any chip, chop, groove, graze, fissure, furrow, nick, nip or laceration suffered at the hands of his Holiness.

You think the Pope got it bad when he was attacked at his Midnight Mass? His attacker had at least 7 papal cuts that required stitches.

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