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The Semi Truck is when you nailing a girl from behind ( the floor works best)
and you reach undr like your gonna grab her tits but instead you throw your arms out andit hers causeing her heard to slam on to the floor and then you slam her adn hard as possible adn she will it her head on the floor several times before she can get back on her hands
i felt like driving the semi truck today so i drove my chicks head into the floor
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Any girl that drives a ford ,dodge ,Chevy and hangs out with fuck boys that drive them, usually known as "tachuaches" , and pretend they are cool. But still can't find a man, but says "NAS" because she can't find love. And swears she's all about that charro life .
i ain't no Longmont truck slut
I drive a ram
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An analogy used to describe people, usually larger ones, who excrimate their feces in a manner resembling a dumptruck dumping it's load.
Man, that fat old b1tch dumps like a truck
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You've had a massive night out on the piss and you're gonna do it all again tonight.
I know you got bat faced last night mate, but are you gonna back the truck up tonight?
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Truck driver dick is when you're prick will only gets hard enough to barely penetrate, or semi hard
I was over served last night picked up a whore and had truck driver dick, best I could do is drive a semi.
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to jack off
My girlfriend is out of town so i'll have to run the hand truck tonight
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When you pull up in a van (Preferably white) to your friend's mother(s) and deliver cold seminal fluid into her vagina.
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".
Yo Jimmy cuz you didnt pay me, I gave ur mother the ice cream truck!
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