turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

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doggy bag

After discontinuing anal sex, spreading the cheeks while inserting ones balls.

Man, I beat her ass up so good I could've given her a doggy bag.

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fuck bags

a womans tits, generally large enough to tit fuck.
A girl who likes her tits slapped really hard

Look at the fuck bags on Amy, she's bigger than her mom!!

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fun bags

Bags in which you pack entertainment items to be used on long trips. They frequently contain reading material, CDs, magnetic chess boards, and mad libs.

Sister: Mom! Jimmy's messing around with my fun bags again.

Mom: Jimmy, play with your own stuff, or I'll have to come back there!

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checking a bag

To make a large sum of money

Damn warren buffet is checking a bag

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Slag in a Bag

A slag, who after a variable amount of time, is in fact deemed to be in a bag.

Being 'in' a bag could include - living, shitting, having intercourse within the confines of a bag

'Who is that milling around the place? Is it just a fool?'
'No, it is rather a slag in a bag'

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not tea bag

Basically: Not too bad.

A: "Look at this huge joint I just rolled!"
B: "Not tea bag!!"

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