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The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.
On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
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To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them
Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!
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Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com
Dude, those bums beards are so salty.
Those surfer's have some really salty beards
www.saltybeards.com
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A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.
It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.
2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
"Come on Chet hang on to your lime beard or it will fall off...Limes are not sticky you know."
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A guy who doesnt like his name. He can be funny and immature, but also sweet and caring. He has a great taste in music. He can be a jerk but always makes sure you know hes just kidding. He can be very perverted. He is really cute and has great hair. He has been through a lot. He teases you but you still always love him. He stays up all night and always asks you to stay up with him even though he knows that in a couple minutes you will fall asleep anyways. He is your best friend but you wish you were more. He broke your heart once but made up for it afterwards. He acts so stupid but is actually, surprisingly, great at math. He is very short tempered and gets mad often. You just have to love him.
Who is he? Griffin Beard of course!! DUH!
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A quasi-mythical entity, often spoken about, but rarely seen.
"My god man," exclaimed the doctor, "A cure would be as rare as Star's Beard".
(Taken fromFly Fishing By J.R Hartly)
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A Flaming Beard is the "scratched" sensation you get after performing oral sex on a girl with crotch stubble.
"She tasted good but had about 4 days growth, so I got the harshest Flaming Beard ever."
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