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A Self-Proclaimed beauty is someone defines themselves as being really cool, chill, funny, a party animal, people always wanna be around you, everyone wants to be your friend, etc...But most of time, people who call themselves a beauty are not actually beauties. They are wannabes, they think they wheel, they think they snipe and they think they party. A beauty is a hockey related slang.
A Self-Proclaimed Beauty says :
Man im such a beauty.
Everyone loves me, im sucha beauty.
Girls want me, im a beauty.
I banged her ftb because im a beauty.
Ihave 70 kills, I am a beauty.
I am Richard Greico, the pizza deliver and Squarantz, the chubby chaser. We are beauties
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A day that's raining or has some other unpleasant weather and you have to be exposed to it. For an explanation, see acronym formed by the first letters.
PVT Blue Falcon: But Drill Sgt, I don't wanna run. It's a Beautiful Army Day!
Drill Sgt: If it ain't rainin', you ain't trainin'! All right everyone, Pvt Blue Falcon wants us to run backwards today!
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when a girl is younger she is beautiful and therefore pampered, but once she is older and ugly she no longer gets that attention and therefore lives a very boring life, usually short and depressing
Brad: Wow, she used to be so pretty and successful, until she got fugly
Jim: Yeah, she's got a major case of beautiful girl disease
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Something that Joe Biden can't help but stare at and sniff.
Donald Trump: Did you see those violent BLM rioters being destructive and destroying property?
Sleepy Joe Biden: I didn't see anything of the sort, I was too busy staring at those beautiful young ladies, aren't they gorgeous? I like to see them in shorts and being able to look at their smooth, slender little legs!
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To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.
Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".
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A lame "rap" group full of assholes that arent going to go anywhere.
Have you heard Beautiful Monsters new song?
Oh that was a song?
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The woman that Florian is simping for 24/7 he treasures her love and he wants to be with her 24/7 she’s his beautiful lovley lily
Florian:hey my beautiful lovely lily how are you?
Lily:🥺