Random
Source Code

curtain blowing

The act of placing one's lips over the labia and blowing as to create a loud flapping sound.

Eric gives lessons on curtain blowing in his free time.

by Paulina Parker September 24, 2007


cushion blow

To flatulate while sitting down and conceal the sound and smell into which you are seated. Typically a sofa, or seat in the car. Preferably a soft cushion.

Larry cushion blowed on the couch. We're going to need to have that fumigated.

by Mr Trip1et July 12, 2014


Blowing Freckles

The spray pattern of fine fecal particles produced by moist flatus (wet fart)

I got pinkeye from my brother blowing freckles in my face.

by microland June 13, 2014


blowing cheddar

Making money illegally

If you don't want the time, don't do the crime; stop blowing cheddar all together.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2017


Mind blowing

Getting shot in the head

Ronnie McNutt was a mind blowing guy

by drshallow69 August 11, 2023


Blow George

When someone is going on and on saying things they think you want to hear. Telling you random lies so they can get in with you. The biggest bull shitter of all time.

He is the biggest blow George I’ve ever seen.

by Southern Charmer March 13, 2019


Blow Chunks

To vomit like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked meat, your wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.

Joaquin: Did you see Dominic blow chunks after ther 15k yesterday?

Ryan: TOTALLY! I was right there when it happened! He overdosed on medication from his inhaler.

by h03sontherange November 20, 2022