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A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
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When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
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The facial features resulting from the shape of the skull. (e.g. jawline, chin, cheekbones). They often play a big role in one's attractiveness.
The development of bone structure is thought to be influenced by testosterone levels during puberty.
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–noun
1.
associated in sexual relations
2.
characterized by or involving in a sexual association or feeling
3.
characterized by or suggesting sex or intimacy
4.
(of an association, knowledge, understanding, etc.) arising from close personal connection or sexual experience.
5.
engaged in or characterized by sexual relations.
6.
detailed; deep: a more intimate analysis.
7.
inmost; deep within.
8.
of, pertaining to, or existing in the inmost depths of the mind: intimate beliefs.
Clint can't be friends with his exes. They've already had the bone connection.
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Having no shame with brauds. Living, boning, and all around type of lifestyle in grossdom.
Jason: "You banged that swamp donkey twice?"
Tim: "Why do you think they call me nasty bone?"
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When the girl is reluctant to have sex with a guy but invites him to cuddle and they end up boning.
Jill told him that she just wanted to cuddle when they laid on the couch. But thirty minutes into Silver Linings Playbook they cuddle boned.
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