Golden Gate Bridge

A thin layer of non-hygienic eczema, (worn biker leather-skin located on the Fumundercarriage of a 19th century immortal House Madame Speaker. While standing on the head is easily Located between a 155 Howitzer artillery Shell, converted IED’d blown gripper free rusty dusty, and a shoe stretcher Sasquatch haired rot vagina marinated in a 5 day old fermenting muddy Diaper, infused Dingle Berries, Muddy Waters, cotton Balls and FUMUNDA cheese. Only located in San Francisco with a Hazardous waste warnings the shirt right by the belly button. It’s where the nipple is. WOKE CULTS USE WITH CAUTION. A MASK WON’T WORK Blue Hair Dye collected from overflowed Super Bowl Port a Potty’s work well and Pouring the infected areas(the whole body) with Mad Dog 20/20 Purple Passion does work. See a woke Democrat for experienced info on this matter since all comments have the only one right answer.

Are you about close to the GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, I Smell rotten seafood. Man, I THINK SKANKY SQUANKY Pelosi’s visiting from her home town of DC

Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.

Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.

whiffers bridge

The small expanse of skin bridging the bum hole and the genitals.

When I go down on her I rest my chin on whiffers bridge

dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

Tom Bridges

Son of Vicki. Prefers men. Boils meat in bags.

“Dude, you really went to town on that guy last night.” “Yea I put his meat in a bag and boiled him until well done. I’m a total Tom Bridges”

Poly Bridge

An awesome bridge game where you (obviousely) build bridges. But, however, It's different than just the typical "build a bridge." It includes just simple/normal bridges, but then there's the jumps and hydraulics. It's hard to fully explain and I'm suprised I even got this far.

Person 1: I love Poly Bridge
Person 2: What's Poly Bridge
Person 1: NANI!?

Jungle Bridge

When two guys with a hairy ass back up to a double headed dildo and the crabs cross the bridge

hey guys i got a new double headed dildo do yall wanna build a jungle bridge?