when a girl has everything going for her except her ability to bake a cake
bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back
A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.
Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.
Just like truffle butter but when she is on her period
Yo girl I can't eat you out on your period that kurfuffle butter is everywhere
Aww man, Noah just got drenched in emulated butter. Thats gnarly dude!
A sweet woman. Golden heart. Always believing the best in you no matter what you do.
My ex-boyfriend's mom was butter and cream. He had spent years in prison, on papers, he drinks all day every day, is a dope and sex fiend, yet she still see him as a little boy with a halo of his head. Butter and cream.
Snuggle butter is the thick, stinky, and creamy substance that is excreted from the skin when cuddling naked.
They were cuddling ‘tip to butt’ for so long that the snuggle butter cemented the two together. Legend has it that the two are now in a museum.
When you cum In a girl and she sleeps with a sloppy load in her snatch. She wakes up the next morning to rug butter in her underwear.
"I busted my nut in some skank last night, checked her snapchat story and see a pic of my rug butter in her undier" "grosss"