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something that can not and will not ever happen.
Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)
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An old saying. It's simply fuck you charley used as a play on words. Goes back to at least the 50's.
Used good naturedly..usually!
Hey... Chuck you Farley.
Yeah.... Yuck fou Buddy!
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1. Robotic version of Chuck Norris who appears in Waterman cartoons. Has the ability to skip time and kick ass.
2. Something, or someone who didn't do anything.
3. Comic relief.
1. "Robotic Chuck Norris owes you nothing!"
"I'm equipped with the ability to skip time! I skipped a downward spiral of depression and retardedness to get to this mess.."
2. "Robotic Chuck Norris had nothing to do with that. That just sucked OUT OF CONTROL."
"IT WAS HIM"
"Dude, he's so Robotic Chuck Noris!"
3. "Gone goldfishing!"
"That was lame!"
*THUNK* "Aha ha ha ha ha ha Good times."
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A cock that resembles the performance of a Chuck Norris action movie; a beastly cock.
1.)He fucked me so hard with his Chuck Norris Cock last night.
2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock
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Gods God. The only man that God fears.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to church to worship God, He goes so God can worship him.
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Originating in Fargo ND, the Chuck Norris is a shot of UV Cherry Vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of Liquid Ice energy drink. It's majorly popular in Grand Forks ND college bars such as Sledster's.
Brian: Let's get some Jag Bombs! Alyssa, you in?
Alyssa: No, but I'll take a Chuck Norris shot. Fuck jag bombs...ick.
Brian: Fuck it. Let's all get Norris's. Pangle, I'll get 5 Chucks!
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Stuck in a situation that you can not get out of easily
That poor guy got stuck like chuck and could not get out of it.
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