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A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
Dave's-javu is an incident that you feel has occurred before from a person named of Dave, David or Davard.
Oh gosh i am having Dave's-javu
When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box
I gave her a sailor-dave
When an issue with technology (or life in general) is fixed by your mate Dave
I couldn’t work out why my pc didn’t work. Thank goodness for the Dave Save.
charlou dave is someone who's like the sun. even though he's alone-he still shines. he radiates happiness and joy to the people around him. he got a smile that can Light up the whole town. Everybody wants him. every girl wonders what it would be like to love him. he's so gorgeous—you can't say anything to his face. he also has a voice like an angel. he knows how to treat women well because he was raised by a wonderful woman as well. he Never failed to make his family happy. he's a sweet son, a loving brother, and an awesome friend. charlou dave is a godly man—born to lead and serve. he's a role model and an inspiration to young people. he's adorable. that's why he's adored by many people. he's one of a kind—don't dare lose him.
I pray that I will be with a man like Charlou Dave.
I adore you Charlou dave. I want to be with you someday.
Often seen in UK orgys, post 2020, due the rise in face mask use; "Dave Mackaying" is a sexual act involving a group of males each wearing a participating member of the acts buttocks on their face, as a kind of face mask.
Example 1.) There was quite a few of us dave mackaying round Lisa's last weekend.
Example 2.) Hey dude, you fancy joining us for some dave mackaying?