Dead As Bones

When someone is completely deader than dead. Not like you're dead dead, but like you're DEAD DEAD. No respawn, but dead, straight DEAD like a bag of bones.

Joel got booty tickled so damn hard, he dead as bones my fellow n word.

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Brain dead

Dylan

Person 1: Bro who’s brain dead?
Person 2: Dylan

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Dead MotherFucker

Man Dead On Street

That's one Dead MotherFucker

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Dead Bant

Repeating a joke again and again to the point where it isn't funny anymore.

Jasper: Wow Alfie carries on going on about Dean Marnie.

Oli: Not gonna lie that's dead bant now.

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dead dawgs

another way of saying on god but it’s referring to ur dead friends

deantony: bro i jus saw ur girl with jordan

chris: say on dead dawgs

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Dead Herring

When someone brings up an old problem in a friendship or relationship to distract from the issue at hand. Similar to a "Red Herring", except that it is an old issue. This usually leads to an escalation in the argument.

husband: Why did you let that guy give you his phone number? You should have just said "I'm married".
wife: oh come on! you flirted with my friend Jane at that Belle and Sebastian concert.
husband: that was 5 years ago and I already said sorry for that like a thousand times! You always dig up dead herrings whenever I call you on your bullshit!!!

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Dead inside

depressed, depression, sad, melancholy, wanting to die, you're dead but inside

I was dead inside when I heard I was going to die.

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