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A fantastical monster named after the Latin word “ferox.” Ferox in Latin means wild, strong or courageous, so a ferox demon would really just mean wild demon. A ferox demon resembles a large rhino with an extremely jagged horn. It has large, gray, thin wings that help it maneuver in the air. It also has a very long, thin, flat tail that it uses to hit you while in the air, or on the ground. It’s an extremely formidable beast that is a menace to mankind.
The ferox demon’s came down from their volcanoes and raided the large outpost nearby, taking dozens of footmen with them.
When an adjustable cigarette lighter is tweaked so the flame is 6-10 inches high
I borrowed this dude’s lighter and almost cut my face off with a demon sword.
When you adjust the setting on a lighter so the flame is 6-10 inches high - that flame is a demon sword.
I borrowed that dude’s lighter to light my cigarette, and almost got my face cut off by a demon sword.
When someone is taking a hot, steamy, shower and someone else goes into the bathroom and takes a shit without any courtesy flushes.
“I woke up and hopped in the shower and my boyfriend went in and dropped the nastiest Steam Demon- he damn near suffocated me.”
It's when your shit is so hot that when it hits skin that bitch turns into a homemade steam room.
Brad - Hey Nick come here!
Nick - What?
*Brad shits on his arm
*Nick autistic scream
Brad - STEAM DEMON!!
Someone who gives no fucks and is better than TiltedLurker
Scorge the Demon doesn’t care that your mom died you still said the n word
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