Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

Wisco Dirt Star

When a wisconsinite puts cheese curds in a condom and freezes it. After it’s frozen it’s used as anal beads.

Did you hear, Tommy gave Chad the Wisco dirt star last night.

Michigan Dirt Farmer

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

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high speed dirt

The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.

Oh man, his parachute didn't open. Prepare for some high speed dirt!

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Dartmouth Dirt Stroke

Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.

Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.

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dirt box crusader

A guy who likes to give a lot of anal action only a regular basis.

Joe gets a lotta ass, he's a dirt box crusader.

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american dirt pie

when a person poops, sneezes, bleeds, pukes and ejaculates all at once.

Whoaaaaa, did you hear about the new big trend on Tiktok - it’s called the American dirt pie! I saw Lil Huddy do it on Charli Damelio’s face.

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