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dirty morley

The dirty Morley, when you get your friend Taylor to search up "the dirty Morley on urban dictionary" and reads exactly what's being written.

Sam: "Hey Taylor, search Dirty Morley on Urban dictionary"
Taylor: "fuck you"

by thefake.simji June 19, 2020


Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 22, 2019


Dirty Juandom

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet

She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet

by Lmj June 19, 2013


Dirty Windshield

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.

I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.

by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016

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Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 20, 2015


Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 12, 2011


Dirty Dosanjh

When your hitting from the back and spit in her asshole and it blinks and you wink at it to assert dominance.

Damn bro I gave that stupid stinky whore the biggest dirty dosanjh ever. She’s in rehab now.

by Dirty David Lewis April 21, 2023