double breakfast

Two breakfasts, completely independent of each other, the second being eaten immediately after the first. Not to be confused with a large breakfast.

Steve: Phil, why do you have two separate plates with eggs and bacon on them?
Phil: I'm having a double breakfast, Steve.
Steve: So you're having an basically exceptionally large breakfast?
Phil: No. It's two separate breakfasts. Breakfast, period, breakfast.

Double Loser

A double loser is the ultimate insult, it is twice a loser, if you are called this you should commit suicide

Joseph T. W. is a double loser!!!!!!!1111

double nickle

Misspelling of Double Nickel. Can refer to Interstate Highway 55 or to a 55-mph speed limit.

"Thank god they raised the speed limit on the bypass from 55 to 65; that double nickle limit was making folks take the long way around."

"Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen, what's your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears. What's that? No double-nickel limit? We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen."
-C.W. McCall, "Round the World With the Rubber Duck"

Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

Double R

“Really rich”

“Call me double R because I’m really rich”~ NBA YOUNGBOY

Double Negro

A) person who is prone to stealing or breaking things.

B) A term that can be used to define someone for being a faggort, annoying or douche bag. Depending on the incident you may call them any prefix depending on the circumstance.

A) The man who broke into my store is a Double Negro.

B) Alison stop being a Double Negro

Double-fuck No

Above and beyond "No", "Hello no" or "Hell fuck no".

Q: If the Navy didnt have shore duty, would you re-enlist?
A: Double-fuck no.