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Waste of space, eats Cheetos while playing PlayStation, thinks he's big man but he's a nonce
Yo Dylan Richards you're getting robbed
To pull a Dylan you manage to get to a party get very drunk very fast, manage to throw up within an hour and then just take a nap.
A: yoo how was the party?
N: not to great, I pulled a Dylan...
A: yeah you really shouldn't be Pulling a Dylan,
The sweetest actor ever. He is so loving to his fans and never complains when they ask for a picture or autograph. He is so funny and has the most perfect laugh ever :). He also has THE BEST fans 😀.
Person 1- “Who’s Dylan Obrian?”
Person 2- “Dylan O’BRIEN is just the sweetest person ever”.
sexiest mf to ever walk the planet. no matter what this man wears, has on his face, his age, whatever, he will still be the hottest.
“OMG did you see the new Dylan O’Brien photo from set?” “YES! He looked so hot, who knew he could rock bleached hair too!!”
The kind of guy to tell his girlfriend to stop giving him head because he wants to see the end of the teenage mutant ninja turtles episode.
Girl: Mmmmm your balls taste so good
Guy: Stop giving me top dumbass, the episode is almost over and I need to pay attention!
Girl: Ugh, you're such a Dylan Eberly sometimes!
A guy with a huge penis and a really kind and loving guy that would love u for u
I Dylan potter u
Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.
If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
Guy: I need to get rid of him.
Girl: Just call Dylan Ashworth!