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n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
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When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.
Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.
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Barber eye is when you are cutting hair, specifically shorter ones, and you see every little detail possible in the haircut.
Before i went to barbering school I didn't have that barber eye to see the details.
(N.) A Native Alaskan Elderberry bush/tree with red or purple berries.
Look how tall our Bungle-Eye bush is! We need to pick the berries.
Let’s make some bungle-eye pie. The juice is delicious!
When the eyes of a person are crossed or are both looking in different directions.
That girl was staring at me and she was staring at you. She had some bofus eyes because she was staring at bofus.
The ability to spot a valuable car stereo from a mile away.
Damn, that milk nig’s got some nigga eyes, I just walked away with this dope alpine deck.