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Facebook Cheating is somewhat like emotional cheating, only on Facebook. It's the act of one person in a relationship devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner.
Often Facebook Cheating is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.
This can often result in a Facebook confrontation.
Girl 1: Do you know Marrissa?
Girl 2: Marrisa? My ex-boyfreind was facebook cheating on me with her. He wrote on her wall more than mine!
Girl 1: That's lame man.
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When someone on facebook has a fear of commenting, "liking" things, or posting pictures.
Person 1: Why didn't you respond to my post?
Person 2: Sorry, I've got facebook phobia.
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When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.
"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."
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Facebook Profiling refers to the use of an individual’s facebook page to stereotype or as a factor or judgment of their personailty type, this inculdes the number of friends, number of pictures of themselves, groups they belong too and status updates.
John: "Look at Jessica's facebook page she has over 3,000 pictures of herself she must be such an attention seeker"
Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"
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to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out
A: Why is your facebook different?
B: I got a facebook lift.
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People who follow trends on facebook like posting celebrity doppelgangers, bra colors, stupid quizzes and name definitions from urban dictionary on their status, thus clogging up the urbandictionary site for those of us who just want to look up things like twat-snatcher.
Man, that dude is such a facebook sheep. There's not a trend he doesn't buy into.
God, all the facebook sheeping is driving me f-ing nuts. Like I care that she's got on a pink bra. Gah.
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A phrase that is used after a hilarious, awkward, scary, or unbelievable event occurs so everyone who did not witness the event can "like" the status to feel like they were in on it.
Susie: EWW! I just saw Orlando Bloom make out with Rosie O'Donnell. I'm Facebooking this!
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