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facebook phobia

When someone on facebook has a fear of commenting, "liking" things, or posting pictures.

Person 1: Why didn't you respond to my post?
Person 2: Sorry, I've got facebook phobia.

by PhDavid June 19, 2011

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Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

by Priomotu February 26, 2012

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Facebook Profiling

Facebook Profiling refers to the use of an individual’s facebook page to stereotype or as a factor or judgment of their personailty type, this inculdes the number of friends, number of pictures of themselves, groups they belong too and status updates.

John: "Look at Jessica's facebook page she has over 3,000 pictures of herself she must be such an attention seeker"

Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"

by mbocse September 17, 2010

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facebook lift

to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out

A: Why is your facebook different?

B: I got a facebook lift.

by Domino123 December 17, 2007

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Facebook Sheep

People who follow trends on facebook like posting celebrity doppelgangers, bra colors, stupid quizzes and name definitions from urban dictionary on their status, thus clogging up the urbandictionary site for those of us who just want to look up things like twat-snatcher.

Man, that dude is such a facebook sheep. There's not a trend he doesn't buy into.

God, all the facebook sheeping is driving me f-ing nuts. Like I care that she's got on a pink bra. Gah.

by Rosselli February 3, 2010

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Facebook correctness

the sacrificial act of not posting what you want to write on Facebook because it really will piss off somebody.

You wouldn't believe how often Trish resorts to Facebook correctness because of her strident political views.

Facebook political correctness politcally correct

by Brunette, not Blonde April 18, 2010

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facebook scab

facebook scab: someone who adds random people they don't know as friends. usually to bring their friend count up to seem like they have a lot of friends

guy 1: "hey man, do you know this guy..........-.......? he just sent me a request" guy 2: " no man, i dont think i do, he's probably just a facebook scab,ignore it"

by puppykicker420 December 30, 2010

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