fake idaho

a fake id. said when you don't want people knowing about what you're talking about (the fake id)

"How are you getting into Freaknight?" "Fake idaho."

you: "Fake idahos for sale" sneaky cop: "what's for sale?" you: "exactly." *walk off giving zero fucks*

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fake skank

A girl who talks to multiple guys at once but never hooks up with any of them. She wants to be a skank to get attention, but isn't actually one. She smiles and enjoys being called a skank by her friends and other boys. She also posts facebook status's implying she 'got some' that night when she didn't. These girls usually are very pretty but are awkward around boys in person. Mostly creates a fake sexual relationship through text, IM, or AIM if they're weird. The virtual relationship is usually created through the most popular form of skanking, sexting.

Molly: "Katerina hangs out with so many guys!!"
Hannah: "I know, but I was talking to reed the other day and he said she was such a prude!"
Molly: "wow, what a fake skank!"

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Fake Chow

When your lady wants her loins lapped like Häagen-Dazs ice cream bar on a warm summer day. However, you prefer to keep your lunch in your stomach where it belongs. So you make slurping/misleading mouth play noises whilst performing Chopin’s waltz in C sharp minor with your index finger on her clitoris.

“Ableebedoobahbedoobah” said David after delivering a bout of fake chow. The act was done with the grace of a ballet dancer but the ferocity of a Nile crocodile. Not an ounce of trickery was detected throughout the false cuisine.

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fake catholic

Someone who acts really religious, but is actually a pagan god worshiping slut.

Dan A is such a fake catholic.

"Dan went to church this morning after he made out with three girls last night." "Wow what a fake catholic."

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fake strobe

the act of blinking your eyes really fast and moving around slowly. thus, creating the strobe light effect.

gd : i wish i had a strobe light!
lh : you can make your own strobe light!!!
gd : how???!!!
lh : just blink your eyes..really fast and move your arms around real slow.
gd : lol wow hold on...OMFG I LOVE IT
lh : get some techno and now you can fake strobe!!!

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fake friend

someone who ignores you, uses you to “get to the top” and be the one in charge. someone who manipulates you into doing things you don’t want to do. someone who ditches you to hang out with someone more liked and popular. someone who makes you want to end your life because she/he makes people have you

real friend : how’s that awbrey girl
you : i don’t know, she’s been ditching me alot for more popular people

real friend : she’s a fake friend you should ditch her

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Fake friend

Someone you once trusted and loved but then they started treating you like shit. If They hurt you and gossip about you they are fake friends, if they make you sad and than getting mad at you about being hurt because of what they say. Trust me guys: you are not over reacting, you are not petty or stubborn. If it hurts you it hurts you and this is never your fault. Even if you don't have a lot of friends, it's better than having a fake friend. So if you realized you have a fake friend do yourself a favor and live him alone.

Example: "no she is a fake friend. Don't talk to her trust me she will hurt you"

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