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When your lady wants her loins lapped like Häagen-Dazs ice cream bar on a warm summer day. However, you prefer to keep your lunch in your stomach where it belongs. So you make slurping/misleading mouth play noises whilst performing Chopin’s waltz in C sharp minor with your index finger on her clitoris.
“Ableebedoobahbedoobah” said David after delivering a bout of fake chow. The act was done with the grace of a ballet dancer but the ferocity of a Nile crocodile. Not an ounce of trickery was detected throughout the false cuisine.
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Someone who acts really religious, but is actually a pagan god worshiping slut.
Dan A is such a fake catholic.
"Dan went to church this morning after he made out with three girls last night." "Wow what a fake catholic."
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A girl who talks to multiple guys at once but never hooks up with any of them. She wants to be a skank to get attention, but isn't actually one. She smiles and enjoys being called a skank by her friends and other boys. She also posts facebook status's implying she 'got some' that night when she didn't. These girls usually are very pretty but are awkward around boys in person. Mostly creates a fake sexual relationship through text, IM, or AIM if they're weird. The virtual relationship is usually created through the most popular form of skanking, sexting.
Molly: "Katerina hangs out with so many guys!!"
Hannah: "I know, but I was talking to reed the other day and he said she was such a prude!"
Molly: "wow, what a fake skank!"
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the act of blinking your eyes really fast and moving around slowly. thus, creating the strobe light effect.
gd : i wish i had a strobe light!
lh : you can make your own strobe light!!!
gd : how???!!!
lh : just blink your eyes..really fast and move your arms around real slow.
gd : lol wow hold on...OMFG I LOVE IT
lh : get some techno and now you can fake strobe!!!
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a fake id. said when you don't want people knowing about what you're talking about (the fake id)
"How are you getting into Freaknight?" "Fake idaho."
you: "Fake idahos for sale" sneaky cop: "what's for sale?" you: "exactly." *walk off giving zero fucks*
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When you and your friend pretend to date for a reason, usually to make a significant other jealous, as a dare, or to cover up something. Some just do it for fun.
Jestin and Tiana are best friends.
Jestin: So, this is awkward, but I have to ask someone out so my friend can ask his crush out for prom.
Tiana: So who are you going to ask?
Jestin: Well yea, that's the thing, I'm asking you...but I just want you to play along.
Tiana: So basically we're just playing fake couple?
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Any news not covered by the mainstream media, or that contradicts the mainstream narrative.
Forensic analysis shows the DNC hack was actually a leak? fake news!
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