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Usually said after a humorous statement to introduce a serious statement.
Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.
Synonym:
But no, seriously,
Example:
I guess you can say he is a butthurt. All jokes aside, call him an ambulance quickly.
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The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.
Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore
They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.
Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me
You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?
Me: Yeah!
You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!
Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(
You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?
Me: Straight up.
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1) My life
2) Donald Trump
1) Person 1: "Ay want to hear a huge fucking joke?"
Person 2: "No-one wants to listen to your life story."
2) We need to build a wall, or a fort, or an asylum to keep this man from seeing the light of day ever again.
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A phrase that is used to communicate to those around you that you are a dumbass.
Sasha: "Hey, you study for the quiz?"
Kate: "You're joking, right?"
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Fella who cums after but one stroke of the cock.
Johnny 2 is a one stroke joke.
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When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
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A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!
Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
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