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Dirty Coffee Filter

1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.

2. A teabag with fecal matter

I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.

by Gags730 October 14, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


berocca in my coffee

A euphemisn for anal sex. Originally defined as any homosexual activity, the term grew to mean any type of anal sex in general. (Hetrosexual or otherwise).

Designed to allow those who engage in the act to talk about their sexual exploits in relative secrecy around people unaware of the definition. Although has become less effective as it has spread to be fairly commonly known in its city of origin. Melbourne, Australia.

Berocca itself is a tablet soluble in water that contains vitamins and is used to aid general health and well being. It is popular as a hangover preventative or cure.

Scenario 1

Christian: Dude way to much berocca in my coffee this morning.

David: You shouldn't mix berocca and coffee that would taste terrible!

Christian: No dude, I mean I had my ass pounded like a freight train and can't walk straight, duh.

David: Oh I get it, the coffee is your butt, and berocca is a black man's penis. You gay guys crack me up with your crazy words.

Scenario 2

Mary: (on a crowded train) Wow I got some serious berocca in my coffee last night.

Julia: Oh yeah, who's the lucky barista?

Stranger: Do you girls mind!? I don't need or want to hear about how much berocca you got last night. Jeez.

by Cantbedave July 12, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coffee Cake

A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.

C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.

C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.

by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 18, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coffee Beans

Deer poop that resembles coffee beans.

"Shoot! I just stepped in coffee beans!"

by Daniana October 5, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


California Coffee Break

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )

After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

by Smurf And Waterbug September 17, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


coffee kool-aid

when someone puts way too much sugar in coffee, like kool-aid

dont let susy make your coffee unless you want "coffee kool-aid"

by Mr_Brawler February 5, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Columbus Coffee Shot

The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and swallowing it.

Joe starts off every day with a Columbus Coffee shot in bed.

by Dennis Oney March 7, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž