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Escape From Tarkov is a garbage unrealistic fps game that will leave you shitting bricks because of the excessive occurrence of big men loaded with a shit ton of armor and guns such as a slick, exfil, or altyn.
Van Halen: Hey want to play Escape From Tarkov?
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!
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1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
Being gay is great, I love drinking from a dry tap!
Producers of the most epic music you will ever hear. The studio's name refers to Heaven which is 2 steps from hell: Heaven-->Earth-->Hell
Dude: Oh, you're studying for finals? What you listening to? Beiber? Mikey?
Bro: Dude. Don't be a fag. Here, listen to Two Steps From Hell and never look back.
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This Guy Needs A Shirt From Urban Dictionary
A worldwide handsome man named Kim Seok Jin from the uprising Kpop group BTS (Bangtan Seonyeondan). He claimed the name from a picture that was taken when BTS won Top Social Artist at the BBMAs.
"The third from the left is cute."
"The third guy from the left is cute."
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A male human being from Nantucket, Maine.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!
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