i got us

I got me and you. I got us, together. We're a team. It can be said in a touching moment or when you're paying for someone as a favor. You don't expect anything in return. Only used with good friends.

Friend: "How much does it cost to get in?"
You: "Don't worry, I got us."

Significant Other: "I'm feeling really overwhelmed lately. Sorry if I'm slackin"
You: "Don't worry baby I got us"

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got a problem bitch

When some asswipe or whatever is interfering with what you do and it bothers you, say this:

Got a problem Bitch?

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Got My Blueberries

A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?

Daddy: Everyone packed?

Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!

EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!

Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?

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you got mail

1) The phrase that AOL says whenever you get new mail in a very annoying and high-pitched voice.

Considering how many weight loss ads are seen on AOL, they should change the saying to "you got mass".

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you got served

1) Crap movie that's #1 in America
2) Best insult to pump out over a headset.

***The_Burninator shot down WussyMcJones.

The_Burninator: YOU GOT SERVED, BITCHES!

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you got served

Used to be used seriously, but is now almost always used sarcastically, when someone has received a rubbish insult, by a another party.
From a rubbish movie that was no1 in America.

A)You can't prove God doesn't exist
B)Yeah, well you suck!!
C)Oooh you got served *rolls eyes*

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got me by the knockers

How New Jersians say, "I don't know."

Tom gave me a puzzle to figure out and wouldn't you know it got me by the knockers!

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