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Gun Shy

A man's fear of urinating or showering in public

"Dude, just hurry up and pee!"
"I can't, man, I'm just feeling gun shy."

by ScubaSteve8 July 14, 2015

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gun control

Gun control is not only unconstitutional, it's a fucking stupid idea!

Taking away guns won't reduce murders. Shit, you can kill someone with your bare hands if you really wanted him dead!

by Paul Thundergod June 27, 2003

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gun control

1. A term often misunderstood as to meaning the control the appropriation, selling and accquisition of firearms.

2. Applying proper use to a firearm, as to be able to accurately accquire and dispatch hostile targets.

Some people say gun control is the only thing keeping the nation safe from crimes. I say that *MY* gun control is the only thing preventing people from committing acts of crime on me.

by Gunslave April 30, 2003

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top gun

An incredibly hot nickname for anyone who's absolute BA material and wears aviators on a regular basis.

"Top Gun! Lookin' damn fine to-day!"

by Jesse02134 December 28, 2009

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Double Guns

on halo or any other rpg, double guns is when you are dual wielded with guns, holding a weapon in each hand.

gamerdude1: yo checkit dude i'm dual wielding like a muvvafucka pow pow
gamerdude2: DUDE WTF THE CORRECT TERM IS DOUBLE GUNS

by beckyboo432 January 1, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


gun control

1. The generic term for the overarching set of laws in a given locality setting limits and/or restrictions on individual gun ownership.

2. The NRA's pet cause, and the reason most toothless rural inbreds hate liberals in addition to their tolerance of gays and belief in science.

3. A cornerstone of progressive liberal social policy, ostensibly to reduce violent gun crimes. Unfortunately founded on the premises that inanimate objects bear responsibility for the actions of the people who obtain and use them, and that criminals would simply just obey laws forbidding them to own guns.

In European countries with strict gun control, both the assault and homicide rate from gun related violence is significantly lower than countries with more relaxed policies.

"Liberals want to take your guns away so terrorists can attack you in your homes and churches without you being able to fight back."

Liberals want gun buyers to be checked against a terrorist watch list. The NRA opposes this proposal.

by Elias Creed May 11, 2007

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gun control

Limiting access to firearms or outright banning firearms is an extremely foolish idea. I understand that such acts are intended to prevent violent crimes, but they do not. Such acts only limits a law-abiding citizen's ability to protect himself, his family, and his property. A criminal, WHO INTENDS TO BREAK THE LAW ANYWAY, will not have any compunction about illegally obtaining firearms or obtaining illegal firearms.

Keep in mind that when the second amendment refers to "a well-regulated militia" it means "a group of citizens formed to defend its community" not "the United States military." This is confirmed by the fact that the second part of the second amendment begins "the right of the people..." not "the right of the military!"

Furthermore, Federal gun control laws are inherently unconstitutional because they violate a state's rights. Remember the Tenth Amendment? The Federal government does not!

All citizens should be allowed easy access to firearms. Furthermore, every state in the U.S.A. should pass "shoot the burglar" laws. Would you break into someone's house if you knew there was a good possibility the owner would shoot you? i wouldn't!

Of course, I will not attempt to argue with you gun control advocates who disagree with the facts. Your disregard for reason and factual information is enough of an argument against you. While you cannot help forming an opinion, that does not mean your opinion is right.

by Terra Imperator May 26, 2004

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