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A day at a Six Flags location where the employees continuously tell you to "Have a Six Flags Day" when you wait in line or get on a ride,its meaning is unknown
Six Flags Employee:Have a Six Flags Day!
Random Park goer:What the hell does that mean?
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Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.
DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!
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Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.
-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...
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What is that?
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
2. A kind of worm.
3. A movie for Kids.
Good answer:
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
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One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases
"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house
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white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.
Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)
I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !
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