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a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.
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-Don't take what ever they told you all serious, in other words its a joke.
Ex. 1
Pablo: Yo, dont take it to the heart, but your haircut... yeah its kinda gay.
Jose: Haha, this nigguh , nah man i like it.
Ex. 2
Carlos: damn Tony ur a homo dude!
Tony: Wow dude your gay =
Carlos: Haha jk dude, damn you took it to the heart!
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Cheap fast food cheeseburger/double cheeseburger.
I'm starving can you stop at the Mickey Dees so I can get me a $.99 heart attack?
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In any video game:
When death occurs for an unknown reason.
Nobody knows how it happened.
Nobody knows why it happened.
Nobody knows WTF happened.
But, it's fucking hilarious.
Guy 1: "WTF, did Jesus just snipe me?"
Guy 2: "Bro, I have no clue you just fainted."
Guy 1: "Fucking Ninja Heart Attack, damn it."
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An amazing song By the gods known as Crush 40, it will literally improve your life
Person 1:Hey dude have you listened to Open Your Heart
Person 2:No
Person 1:this is why you get zero bitches
Any male or female who over uses the heart emote ( <3) after sentences when responding to another person online.
This will make almost any comment made seem flirtatious in nature.
example of heart emote whore-
Oh hey Craig it was nice seeing you yesterday <3
Right back at you Alice! Loved dem boots <3
example in a sentence..
Dude... does Alice flirt with everyone or what? Nah man. thats just how she talks online. shes just a heart emote whore.
when the loading screen for kingdom hearts birth by sleep takes a long time/or freezes
man: its the spining heart of doom
boy :what is he on about ?
girl :his game is taking too long to load