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when all the plastic supporters think they're frontline. They put on their story 'it's coming home!' but have no idea what it means, Disgraceful.
Football's coming home!! Said Larry
'Its coming home! Screamed John
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A woman who enters a Home Depot, Lowe's, or other home improvement store in order to watch men, and in some cases, act ignorant regarding items in the store in order to receive attention from the men in the store.
That Home Depot Whore says she doesn't know what a hammer is, just so the male staff will surround her with attention.
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1. response from southern folk to other southern folk when asked for a ride home.
2. a sexual act performed by a man and woman, when traffic is light, and no one cares if you swerve.
1.a- cooter asks,"enus can you ride me home? i'm fuck'd up?"
b-"sure i'll ride ya home, but you gotta give me gas money."
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This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
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Term used around the jersey shore area for the folks that invade our quiet and peaceful area from memorial day to labor day every year. "Benny" has multiple terms including but not limited to. "Benny from brooklyn (usually jewish folk) and Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark NJ area people. Benny's are known for thinking they are all that and feel they should just "cut the line" proud at being rude and dressing like they are from NYC.
Man all these new york license plates full of benny's on board creating more traffic jams and driving like assholes. Can't wait for these rich snob's to go home (which is usually NY) "Benny go home" (Yelling it out of a car window)
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While you're fucking a girl, take her cell phone and slip it into her other end. Just before her climax, call it. The vibration will blow her mind. A great way to impress the ladies. LG Rumors work well. Blackberries work for the ambitious at heart.
girl- "I never expected him to call me back so soon! Boy it really blew my mind! DP phone home, you're my hero."
guy- "Next time its my turn."
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Something to call your girl lover if you're into baseball or just want to gjive her a nickname.
"How's my home-run girl doing?!"
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