Is a person who is so fat that they appear to be a pancake. Extremely, monstrously obese. A huge pancake expanse of flesh.
I saw a human pancake yesterday. Nasty!
When one has sex with an epileptic chick while having clap on clap off lights.
The clapping of her cheeks rapidly switches the lights on and off, giving her a seizure and creating a vibrating effect.
"Man, it was amazing using my new clap on clap off lights with Rebecca, she turned into a human vibrater!"
When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations
"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."
A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads
Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.
Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.
Baseball player 1: what a retard
A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.
@atoolred is such a cursed human, he's so cursed we barley know anything about him