im going to make u a skeleton
im going to skin you
when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)
(its over for you)
did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked
probably the most based sentence. simply just...into fat bitches.
twitter user: im into fat bitches
comment 1: me too bro
comment 2: me too bro
comment 3: me too bro
When an IM conversation stops not because one of the people has to go, but because one of the people doesn't write back anymore.
A: Hey, how's it going with Sarah?
B: I have a bad feeling, we just had our first IM droppout today..
If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?
Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"
I don know but all take your word for it
I ask my friend something and he said hi im dumb I don know what that about