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national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may
hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?
Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.
Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."
Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"
Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."
Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"
Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"
Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."
Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."
Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.
- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"
- "He's such a relationship barbie"
Being comfortable enough to fart infront of each other dig in your nose or even be yourself. Being best friends not taking anything to heart because you weird and cool like that knowing you love each other. Talking crap for hours on end all day all night about how they see things just trying to know more about that person how they perseve life . Knowing they will be there if things get bad someone to laugh with cry with and build momorys with.
Being comfortable enough to fart infront of each other dig in your nose or even be yourself. Being best friends not taking anything to heart because you weird and cool like that knowing you love each other. Talking crap for hours on end all day all night about how they see things just trying to know more about that person how they perseve life . Knowing they will be there if things get bad someone to laugh with cry with and build momorys with.
Comfie relationship
A fault act between two ignorant people that normally don't work
Me and him are not in a relationship