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A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
Competitive play
Whats needed
-2 bottle caps minimum
-2 mouse traps
-each player has a drink to sip
-a handle of shot worthy alcohol
2 traps on each side of a pong tabel
Finger length for the trap (right angle for thubm)
2 people on each team
Each person gets a throw
Throwing rules:
-If you hit the trap without setting it off your team does not drink
-If you hit the trap twice, the other team drinks
-If you set off the trap the other team takes a shot.
-If you miss both of your throws your team drinks only if the other team tells you too take a drink before the that team throws there first bottle cap
Win condition
- you win when you hit the trap off 3 times
Extra rules
- when dart board is available
- when a trap is set off the team that did not set off the trap can choose to shot a bulls eye. Each player on that team takes two throws at the board. If you land the bulls eye you take the point and do not have to take a shot. If you miss all 4 throws, both places take 2 shots
Hey man lets play some Bottle Ratt
For my fellow Sheffielders this is a common phrase among those who like Henderson's Relish (let's face it if you don't like it, then you aren't a Sheffield lad or lass)
Bob: "passus bottle o'hendos will thy"
Jim' "Alreet, 'ere stick that on thy pie"
Bottle o' hendos = Bottle of Henderson's Relish
In a party, an empty bottle is spun and whoever it lands on must kiss the person who spin the bottle. The rules are NGK (no guys kissing) but the rules on girls haven't been heard.
When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
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When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.
Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!