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A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.
"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.
"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?
Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.
1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work
I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.
When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.
Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?
Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.
Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"