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When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius
The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq
Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile
Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza
Noooooooo-
Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
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A skinny italian, know-it-all son-of-a-bitch who thinks he has sly lady killer tendencies but actually has Rain Man like tendencies. Yeah, definately Rain Man.........and Wapner
Yo, Mike Greco is a fuckin' italian pimp dog.
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An Italian dining jacket is a term used for the overused nasty term "the wife beater". The Italian dining jacket is a thin white tank top, with a t-strap back and usually comes in a cotton small ribbed fabric.
This style usually worn by loud, fat, greasy Italian/ Portuguese/Spanish men who inhabit their front porches and wear mandles,this tank has recently been made popular by trendy hipster store American Apparel.
Also very stylish with wanna be gansters who listen to really bad hip hop from the Southern USA and steriod taking meatheads that inhabit the gym and try to pick up chicks.
Look at that fat sweaty man in the restaurant wearing the Italian dining jacket.
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the internets way of showing me to speak italian, and those mediteranean fucks, how to speak italian to, the one on the internet called me a pussy, and told me to fuck off, it hurt *sob*
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Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.
We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.
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The act of a male Italian construction worker while in a Port-O-John, wiping with his hand and then shaking his white supervisor's hand.
He just did an Italian Hand Shake!!
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n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.
Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.
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