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Minnesota circle jerk
When a group of minnesota road construction workers (usually at least 5) abandons the idea that got them into a Minnesota clusterfuck but are now standing around the only actually working person and having a circle jerk, thus backing up and delaying traffic for up to weeks/months at a time. You can tell its a circle jerk from a long ways away because you will notice there orange vests that say MNDoT and yellow hard hats, when you get closer you will notice they are under a tree or leaning on the work vehicles. Sometimes they will have a coffee in one hand and a cigarette I the other. Another possible sighting would be the ass crack out the pants when he is bending over for another can of pepsi
Salina: ok great there's a sign that says"road work ahead," I wonder how backed up it will be?
Apdam: well if its a minnesota circle jerk like usual it will be bad. First you got the minnesota clusterfuck with these guys then the minnesota circle jerk usually follows
Kid in back seat: what's a minnesota circle
Jerk?
Adam: ahh... It's a bunch of minnesota road construction workers standing in a circle under a tree talking about the huge minnesota clusterfuck they just got themselves into.
Kid in backseat: oh cool I want to be in a minnesota circle jerk when I grow up!
Adam: no son your better then that
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The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
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When a man masturbates to deal with stress.
1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.
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To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves
Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mean it - I was just jerking your chain.
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An army looking dude that carries a label that encompasses being an asshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. Somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.
A soldier asshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger
A soldier of misfortune.
Your boss.
A fictional animated character that mocks GI JOE
Your dad!
G. I. Jerk
The cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was GI JERK!!!!
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To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.
Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!
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a person of strong liberal convictions who reacts predictably and emotionally to certain events.
Did you see how he reacted?He must be a knee jerk liberal.
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