Machine Gun Kelly

The hottest man alive.

1:Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?
2: Yes! He is the hottest man alive

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rolling ATM machine

A personal car or motorcycle that is much cheaper to run than the rate at which mileage is reimbursed for work use. (the current government rate is $0.50/mi, other places do $0.40/mi, etc.).

Nick: I work for the Census and ride my 1980 Honda Cub. I get reimbursed fifty cents a mile but it costs six or seven cents a mile to run.

Hamal: That's like a rolling ATM machine!

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Rage Against The Machine

Fucking immense band. Everyone with any sense of rock music should listen to RATM. They rule. Shouldn't have broken up so early, but still made 4 quality albums.

Rage Against The Machine rock. Tom Morello is a legend and genius. If you only think they are good because of their lyrics just listen to some of Morellos guitar solos : Kick out the Jams, Know your enemy for example. They are musical genius. If anything they are highly underrated

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Building a washing machine

Smoking weed or a joint

Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

claw machine addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!