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Circle jerk at military school
You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.
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A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.
Alejandro is such an emo masturbator I'm going to get a ppo on him .
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A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.
Passive-aggressive self pleasuring like waiting patiently for a climax like whipping your erect tool out in a wind farm or letting a stream of water get your penis to emit some baby yoghurt.
Hey Kris, jerk off or be a masturbatee' all your life.
To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.
"yo bro pp work does yours?"
"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"
"grandma room she in is?"
"no course of not is she what?!"
"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"
What the fuck is wrong with you jackoffs get a girlfriend already
I masturbate because im lonely