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Anti-Masturbation Cross

An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.

John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.

by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021


Audible Masturbation

Talking just to please yourself.

Twitter is a great place to see audible masturbation at work, Or a trump speech.

by Z_PW January 14, 2021


masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.

I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.

by IDONTMIND April 14, 2016


deranged masturbation

psychopathic masturbation that leads to admission to a mental facility.

“i found her taking part in deranged masturbation”

by eyd1804 March 11, 2024


ASHIPIN masturbation

ASHIPIN masturbation is a technique that involves stretching both legs to bring you closer to orgasm.

He used to do ASHIPIN masturbation a pot.

by Hoevarun June 17, 2022


Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 2, 2021


Masturbation erotica

Yeah, people have sex. But masturbation feels nice. Sometimes you gotta get horny and read stories about masturbation while masturbating to them.

Masturbation erotica for you:
“I’m so fucking horny right now. But I can’t have sex” said a wet Brielle.

Brielle then put some erotica to get her wetter and wetter. “I can’t take it anymore! I gotta feed my hungry pussy!”
She shoved her fingers into her aching pussy, wet with arousal. “Mmm! Ahh!” She said, rubbing and touching her clitoris
before her legs started shaking with pleasure. “Aaaaaaugh!!” She screamed in pleasure before cumming for the first time of her life. “I orgasmed?” “HOLY SHIT I DID!” She then quickly washed her bed sheets. “That was so damn good” she said, happy and smiling.

by chronicmasturb8or67 April 14, 2024