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Sugar MILF

A wealthy YOUNGER woman that is at least 18+ years old who spends freely on a OLDER person, generally a WOMAN, in return for companionship or sexual intimacy often found in polly bi or lesbian relationships.

My Sugar MILf took me out to dinner and bought me some new Nike slides than we went back to her house and i had a threesome with her and her boyfriend before me and her and him went to sleep.

by Nikkiness Zerbonia February 18, 2024


Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.

Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake

by Lightblaze April 3, 2016

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milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 19, 2020


Mamma Milf

Milf (mother in late fortees) is used for mothers which are in theire late fortees.
Yup.

Hey Mamma Milf, can you make me breakfast.

by Marcush yhh January 10, 2018


Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018


Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.

Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017