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A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.
1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"
A bitch made mahfuckah. They can have any one of the following traits or a combination of them. Some traits have not been discovered yet either.
A skinny white kid.
Wears a fanny pack.
Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her.
Tries to be in control of other people.
Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Lies about dumb shit.
Bites the hand that feeds him/her
Has a part time job sucking cock.
Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her
Leaves garbage everywhere.
Greedy
ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society.
Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required.
Social Climber
Interloper
Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement.
Not very well-liked among peers.
if you actually did something to benefit someone OTHER than YOURSELF, people MIGHT not think you are such a goddamned monkey tuna.
A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.
Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous”
Someone who is annoying or not intelligent.
Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.
A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.
"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"
Be careful with a platinum monkey...it will make you fall in love!
A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.
"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*
A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"
Exactly, just what is this monkey funk?