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somebody who is super fucking hypocritical, because hitler hated jews but kikes are jews so like yeah
Guy A (Before Michael Jackson's death) Michael Jackson loves fucking little boys!
(After Michael Jackson's death)
Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!
Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.
A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
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three shrodingers douchbags that rufuse to stop speaking and are ushering in a new stand.
did you see hitler take five thugs with three pulls of the bong?
Hitler
Reference: Former Nationalist Socialist dictator of Germany
Origin: European, modern
Meaning: Sexy moustache man
Hitler used in an example sentence:
"Oi, mayte, spareuz a fag, wuddja, times bin tuff since that twat Hitla becayme proime ministeh"
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gigachad who invaded poland and lost
also the guy who killed the evil adolf hiter
Bro actually went into Poland with a gun! He's a Hitler!
He went into Israel and killed 35151 people! He's the next hitler!