Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

Shame Attack

The physical and emotional reaction to doing something particularly shameful.

"What's a 'shame attack?' Like what happens after you do something particularly shameful ... like getting shot down by a 34-year-old."

Drain of shame

The piss after fornicating with such a disgusting person that you feel horrible regret during it.

Dude I was your wingman last night, and after securing your prize, during my drain of shame she opened the door and force me to give her a golden shower.

Sub Shame

The act of shaming someone for being a sub or acting subby, outside of a sexual context. Typically used by close friends.

Sub: "I wish I was shorter, for reasons."

Friend: (Disappointed) "Yeah, I know"

Sub: "Don't Sub Shame me."

Friend: "I'LL SUB SHAME YOU FOR USING THE TERM 'SUB SHAME'"

Gray-Shaming

Thou shall have prejudice against the magnificent shade of Gray.

"Hey broski, don't discriminate against Invader Zim. That's gray-shaming!"

Purchase shaming

Being ridiculed for buying something, amounts to shaming.

My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"

Shame syrup

The unfortunate discharge that follows a shameful hookup.

“Can you believe the amount of shame syrup he has?”
“His dick was covered in shame syrup after that teacher-student affair.”