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Jerk Off June is where you must masturbate as many times as possible every day in June.
There are only 2 rules which are:
-You must wank at least 4 times a day
-You cannot get caught
"Wagwan blud, you taking part in Jerk Off June?"
"Yeah fam, i've already got myself of today 3 times"
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The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
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When a man masturbates to deal with stress.
1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.
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To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves
Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mean it - I was just jerking your chain.
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An army looking dude that carries a label that encompasses being an asshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. Somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.
A soldier asshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger
A soldier of misfortune.
Your boss.
A fictional animated character that mocks GI JOE
Your dad!
G. I. Jerk
The cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was GI JERK!!!!
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This is the time of the month where you just Jerk! Like do nothing else, but jerk!
Friend 1: "Hey! Are you free this Sunday?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No! Just Jerk January is gonna begin! So I am just jerk."
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a person of strong liberal convictions who reacts predictably and emotionally to certain events.
Did you see how he reacted?He must be a knee jerk liberal.
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