The moment you realize that precious time is a wasting before you poop yourself.
I was in a meeting and suddenly code brown arose, needless to say I ran to the bathroom like a sprinter and made a fast and furious platter of brownies.
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Marvellous, somewhat cryptic yet challenging man. Uses psychology to create astounding mind trickery.
Isn't that Derren Brown marvellous? Why yes, I believe you're right.
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1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way
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A term used to describe a toilet.
"I just made a deposit at the brown bank"
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Swag ass dude, always has hoes and is the hook up if you need drugs or ass
Now he's like Jacob Brown.
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Opposite of golden handshake. When one loses their job with no compensation.
You think you're going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. Do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the hell outta here!
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The greatest fans in the NFL. Completely loyal to their team even though the Browns are terrible. Excellent beer drinkers and always down to tailgate on a Sunday. These fans will not give up any hope when it comes to their team. Usually from the Cleveland area or somewhere else in Ohio. Known for hating the Steelers and anyone else who plays the Browns. Will talk an obsecene amount of shit about their team, yet defends them if they hear anyone else talking shit. Always keeps hope that the Browns will one day when a Super Bowl.
Why do they come down to the stadium to watch their team lose every Sunday?
There Browns Fans, duh.
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