code brown

The moment you realize that precious time is a wasting before you poop yourself.

I was in a meeting and suddenly code brown arose, needless to say I ran to the bathroom like a sprinter and made a fast and furious platter of brownies.

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Derren Brown

Marvellous, somewhat cryptic yet challenging man. Uses psychology to create astounding mind trickery.

Isn't that Derren Brown marvellous? Why yes, I believe you're right.

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brown starfish

1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock

If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way

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jacob brown

Swag ass dude, always has hoes and is the hook up if you need drugs or ass

Now he's like Jacob Brown.

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luke brown

The art of arranging a party or event in honour of oneself, only to not turn up as you feel you are too cool.

"Katie didn't pitch up to her party last night..."

"yeah she did a Luke Brown"

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Brown Bank

A term used to describe a toilet.

"I just made a deposit at the brown bank"

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Browns Fans

The greatest fans in the NFL. Completely loyal to their team even though the Browns are terrible. Excellent beer drinkers and always down to tailgate on a Sunday. These fans will not give up any hope when it comes to their team. Usually from the Cleveland area or somewhere else in Ohio. Known for hating the Steelers and anyone else who plays the Browns. Will talk an obsecene amount of shit about their team, yet defends them if they hear anyone else talking shit. Always keeps hope that the Browns will one day when a Super Bowl.

Why do they come down to the stadium to watch their team lose every Sunday?

There Browns Fans, duh.

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