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take care of those flowers wrong number

A line from "Flowers From 1970" that Dream said

Dream: Take care of those flowers wrong number

by Dreamnotfound ;) May 20, 2021

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Rikki Don’t Lose My Number

We hear you're leaving, that's okay
I thought our little wild time had just begun
I guess you kind of scared yourself, you turn and run
But if you have a change of heart

Rikki don't lose that number
You don't want to call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

I have a friend in town, he's heard your name
We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row
We could stay inside and play games, I don't know
And you could have a change of heart

Rikki don't lose that number
You don't want to call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

You tell yourself you're not my kind
But you don't even know your mind
And you could have a change of heart

Rikki don't lose that number
You don't want to call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

Rikki Don’t Lose My Number

by Death Menace August 20, 2023

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


133-742-069 The Forbidden Number

133-742-069 a.k.a The Forbidden Number, was last called 12 years ago, one man named Mike Oxtrong was the last person who used this, He was never found again

Still to this day, nobody knows who owns the number

Do not call 133-742-069 The Forbidden Number, or Snoop dogg will eat you

by LePost James March 27, 2020

18πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


aye yo ma lemme get yo number

When u tryin to get dis fine ass girls attention and number

damn, aye yo ma lemme get yo number

by papi09209 June 11, 2017


The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

34πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


NUMBER ONE HOTEL SIERRA COWBOY

HOT STUFF (HOT SHIT)- MILITARY PHRASE COINED IN VIETNAM USING MILITARY ALPHABET (HOT STUFF H-HOTEL/ S-SIERRA) MEANING SOMEONE WHO IS OR THINKS THEY ARE GREAT AT SOMETHING.

JOEL AND MONTY ARE TRUCK DRIVERS TALKING ABOUT A DIFFICULT DELIVERY SPOT. MONTY SAYS "I HATE THAT PLACE, IT'S SO TIGHT WITH A LONG TRAILER" JOEL "NAW ITS NOT TOO BAD, JUST GOTTA BE GOOD" MONTY "OH YA YA YA I FORGOT, YOUR THE NUMBER ONE HOTEL SIERRA COWBOY"

by BIGDADDEE06 April 14, 2010

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

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