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A person from Chicago or a nearby suburb who speaks with the working-class Chicago accent. May be characterized by worship of Mike Ditka, a strong stance in the Cubs vs. White Sox debate, or first-rate knowledge on where the best pierogi can be found. So-called because of the tendency to pronounce "these and those" as "dese and dose". Sadly, this specimen is becoming rarer and rarer as the Midwestern accent is supplanted by more neutral accents.
-Hey Stosh, didja cyatch da Bears game lyast night? Buncha jokers. How'd we lose chree-nuttin ta Baltimore?
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.
A Macgyver guy is someone who thinks they can do everything, called Macgyver guy because of the action hero (See Macgyver)
Person 1: No problem I can fix that
Person 2: Dude you're such a Macgyver guy, stop it.
He's typically a strange person. Very little is know about him. Currently we do not know if if acts strange on purpose or naturally as well as his motives. His end goal is unclear, whether it's for worldly domination or just to be a peculiar type of person. What we do know about him is he hates going up against Deepwoken builds that require little to no skill. Take Cookie's lightning build for example. When Edgy Guy Loses to that build, he goes into a rage state and will not calm down in a long period of time. It's best to play it safe around him and use the most unnecessary Discord emojis to suppress him.
"Edgy guy is currently at the Hive."
"It's best not to go there, you will be in great danger once you take a step into The Hive."
In the middle of an anal spit roast, both men not only switch positions but also turn around and assume doggy position. So that the female is now sucking one guy from the back (we call that talking shit) and the other guy is in her ass (we call that shit talking). When both men are ready to cum, they pull out, turn around and hold hands, arms up. Fingers interlocked like trusses on a bridge, while the female then performs a Michigan Row Boat.
We let a chick talk me and my bro in to a Guido and the Guy. And you know what? We're better for it.
The secret language guys use to communicate to each other when girls or woman are around.
Bro 1: I got so much cake last night!
Bro 2: I see you bro, I would eat that cake you had last night.
Bro 1: Oh fuck yeah bud, I shot the ball into the hoop, is was small but I made it in.
Girl: Wtf are you two dumb asses saying??? Is this some guy lingo that I dont know about???
Guy Barbancourt is Darkest Man on the planet. The darkest man on the planet is Guy Barbancourt. Confirmed to be the darkest man on the planet. History shows the Guy Barbancourt is the darkest man on the planet.
Guy Barbancourt is the Darkest man on the planet.
A person that will help you deal with a problem or situation no matter what.
I had a dead Hooker in the trunk of my car so I called my no Bullshit Guy to help me get rid of her.